The Concuspidor:

I knew I shouldn't have trusted Cog. He's only gone and woken up that statue. Typical of him, you let him go in front, give him the honour, and what does he do? He might as well go up to the Wizard himself and kick his shins. Well, if he lives long enough I'll go and get him out of trouble, as per usual. It's lucky for him that I'm such a loyal companion.

Ah, a password is it? Well, then, that's a gift. Let me see now: two ways of getting a password: Method A: try all the family members' names first... hmm, maybe statues don't have family... likewise for birthday or wedding anniversary, hmm... probably hasn't got a carriage registration number either... no, too tricky. I wonder how many guesses we get... probably depends on how agile Cog can be, and his stumpy legs tire easily, so that's not promising... no, it'll have to be Method B...