Assorted pirates of Magentabeard's crew:

A good bit of sport, makes up for finding nothing but lemons on that ridiculous boat... oughtn't be permitted, sailing around wasting our time with fruit when there's supposed to be gold or booty or something... anyway, a run of cards with Magentabeard usually ends well, he usually lets prisoners run up credit which gets paid off in floggings, when they lose. Harharharhar (and other piratical chortles)