A sailor carrying a barrel, singing a shanty:

O! A sailorman, 'e has three things
Part an' parcel with 'is calling:
A beard o' dirt
A stripey shirt
An' a smell that's quite apalling

A beard o' dirt, a stripey shirt, an' a smell that's QUITE A-PALLING!

Harharharharhar Harharharharhar Haraharhar

(repeat endlessly)