The Queen of Stuff:

Oh how clever! How delightful! Smells a bit funny, but very clever. I must be the only person to have a Jack-in-the-bird-in-the-box! I want to see it again. How wonderful!

A teeny bit ugly though. A peacock would have been more appropriate, perhaps? A white peacock? I'll ask him to do it again, with a white peacock. Yes, that would be delightful.