The Grand Wizard of Many Things:

There are more comfortable ways to travel, and blasted fish is not the ideal diet for a beast of blasted burden... should've been a bag at the end of the tube, can't these idiots get anything blasted well right? Blasted melting-spells always make me feel billious afterwards, too.

Now then, the Concuspidor. Time to deal with him the only way that he blasted well deserves...