The Wizard Lens scope (with angle-poise ergonomic viewing position adjustors):

WHATHAPPENSWHENTHEUNSTOPPABLEFORCEMEETSTHEUNMOVABLEOBJECT? HOWMANYFAIRIESCANDANCEONTHEHEADOFAPIN? WHYWOULDTHEYWANTTO? ART. WHATDOYOUREALLYGETWHENYOUDIVIDEADECENT,EARTHYNUMBERLIKE8BYZERO? WHYTHESECRECY? WHYDOFLIESFLYBUTFISHDON'TFISH? WHYAREWEHERE? WHATCAMEFIRST,THEEGGORTHEPELICAN?

[and so on]

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