The Grand Wizard of Many Things:

Blasted unanswerable questions, eh? Wasting my blasted time... unless...

"What came first, the egg or the pelican?"

Hmmm, pelicans, is it? Let me see, now... Unanswerable Questions + Pelicans + High-Speed Cards + ... is there a faint smell of fish in here... hmmm, yes...

Well, well, well. How very interesting. Interesting and blasted tiresome at the same time. I'll have to teach the buffoon a lesson, but this is neither the time nor the place. This could even be enjoyable, if I wasn't so blasted grumpy all the time. Blast!