The Concuspidor's Asking Cards, spelling at tremendous speed:

WHEN THE ALCHEMISTS FIND THE SOLVENT WHICH DISSOLVES EVERYTHING, WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO KEEP IT IN?

HOW COME MIRRORS GET LEFT & RIGHT WRONG, BUT NOT UP & DOWN?

THIS QUESTION ISN'T TRUE, IS IT?

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE UNSTOPPABLE FORCE MEETS THE UNMOVABLE OBJECT?

HOW MANY FAIRIES CAN DANCE ON THE HEAD OF A PIN? WHY WOULD THEY WANT TO?

ART

WHAT DO YOU REALLY GET WHEN YOU DIVIDE A DECENT, EARTHY NUMBER LIKE 8 BY ZERO? WHY THE SECRECY?

WHY DO FLIES FLY BUT FISH DON'T FISH?

WHY ARE WE HERE?

WHAT CAME FIRST, THE EGG OR THE PELICAN?

[...and so on]